AI Model Testing Without the Hype
Tired of “state-of-the-art” claims that fizzle in production? We test thousands of AI models so you don’t have to. Ship features, not wishful thinking.
Why We Exist
AI is everywhere, but reliable evaluation isn’t. We’re here to cut through the marketing noise and give you real, actionable results. Our mission: help you find the right model for your use case—fast, fair, and with zero hand-waving.
We believe in transparency, reproducibility, and a little bit of fun. Whether you’re a startup, a Fortune 500, or a grad student with a shoestring budget, we make it easy to know what works (and what doesn’t) before you commit.
Let’s face it: AI is complicated. Testing it shouldn’t be.
Pick Your Poison… er, Service
Automated
Push a button, get a verdict. No meetings, no drama.
- Test thousands of models in parallel
- Flat $50/run, pay as you go
- Results in your inbox within an hour
Semi-Automated
Some things need a human touch. We add expert review where it counts.
- Human-in-the-loop for tricky cases
- Flat $150/run
- Detailed feedback, not just numbers
Consulting
Need a brain to pick? We’ll help you design, test, and deploy with confidence.
- $350/hour (30-min minimum)
- Strategy, audits, custom evals
- Direct access to our AI experts
How It Works
We tap into a curated library of roughly one thousand AI models—so you don’t have to. For every use-case you submit, each model gets a verdict: pass or fail, and we tell you why.
When the data exist, we also log the juicy tech stats: estimated VRAM, average inference time, and even how much juice the model slurps from the wall.
The whole shebang lands in a CSV/XLSX report you can open, filter, and pivot to your heart’s content—no extra wrangling required.
Flat-Rate Pricing (Because Surprises Are for Birthdays)
| Service | Price | Details |
|---|---|---|
| Automated Testing | $50 / test run | Unlimited models, 1-hour turnaround |
| Semi-Automated Testing | $150 / test run | Expert review, nuanced feedback |
| Consulting | $350 / hour | 30-min minimum, custom solutions |
| Academic/Non-profit | Free (limited) | ~25% model cap, proof required |
| Reseller / Affiliate | 10% off | All paid services |
| Open-Source Projects | Free (TBD) | Approval required, usage limits |
People Who’ve Stopped Guessing
“We cut our model selection time from weeks to hours. I wish this existed sooner.”
— Lead ML Engineer, UnicornAI
“Finally, a service that tells me what works instead of what’s trending.”
— Product Manager, Stealth Startup
“The academic free tier let us validate our research without begging for budget. 10/10.”
— PhD Student, State U
Coming Soon: Cost Optimizer
Want to know which models give you the best bang for your buck? Our Cost Optimizer is in the works. Be the first to try it—sign up for updates!
Ready to Obliterate Uncertainty?
Got Questions? Hit Us Up
We’re real humans (promise). Drop us a line and we’ll get back to you faster than your last model finished training.
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